Ohai! Yes, I caught you staring, but that’s OK. I’m almost finished with this dressing room.
Oh… did you notice my Spring Fling dress?

I’m just kidding! This is what I am actually wearing:

Why yes, it does look a bit veiny, and a bit sinewy, wouldn’t you say? I love the way it hugs the curves of my musculature.
Oh, and there’s my shoes:

Just kidding! These are what I’m actually wearing:

Yes, they’re a bit stained, but that’s to match the dress. Oh, did you notice my handbag?

I’m kidding, again!!! This is what I’ll have at the crook of my arm:

Why do you suddenly look sick? You don’t think the bag matches my shoes? ..Hey, where are you going? ? *